Post (your) funny quotes

[Mave]

Post (your) funny quotes in here :blink:

Let's try to create an epic-quote thread :T

The quotes can be SA-MP related, but everything is allowed

Tell your mother my name's mave not harder

DOH!

 

[Panki]

My fav:

Guys there should be some size limit here, or resize them, they are really huge and crap to view if they are really big.

Just rightclick and select "View Image". So hard?

 

[Mave]

Nah that one wasn't so funny D:

Here's another one;

From Zez :3

[quote author=Zezombia]
[18:30] * [SAP]Barry made Boylett an operator
[18:30] *** [SAP]Barry has quit (Quit)
[18:30] <Boylett> uhm..?
[18:31] <Zezombia> lol



[19:32] <Westie> :3
[19:32] <Revelator> cute kitty tho
[19:32] <Zezombia> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:32] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:32] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:32] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:32] <Zezombia> lol
[19:32] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:32] <Zezombia> lol
[19:32] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:32] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:32] <Zezombia> lol
[19:32] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <Revelator> ohgod..
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> kik
[19:33] <Killerkid> no lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <Lon|Laptop> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Lon|Laptop> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> kik
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]ThePro> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Lon|Laptop> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Lon|Laptop> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]ThePro> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]ThePro> lal
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> lol
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <Westie> lol
[19:33] <Killerkid> stfu
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[19:33] <[K4L]Leopard> LOL
[19:33] <Westie> Haha
[19:33] <Zezombia> lol
[/quote]

 

[Mave]

BUMP

When you go for a piss, do you take out your balls as well and rest them on the comfort of you trousers? Or, do you keep them inside and look like a weirdo with no balls?

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

C'mon guys just rock out with ya cock out!

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

BUMP:

~Nimphious~ -420- ~err Famoüs?~ No your a towel Derpman420 says:
*Maddie
*Serious question,
taaahliaaa ft. Maddie says:
*wat
~Nimphious~ -420- ~err Famoüs?~ No your a towel Derpman420 says:
*Why does your cunt submit such a hideous and horribly disgusting odour, the stench was really eww?

 

[Mave]

And what did she answer?

 

[CreonSiper]

[quote author=#ffs]
* MichaelJackson has quit ([irc.nl.ffsnetwork.com] Local kill by Woet (You're dead))
[/quote]

xD!

 

[Mave]

I dated God for a while, but then I found out that he was two-timing me with the Pope. The slut.

 

[[TMS]Hollowbusta]

[20:48] [TMS]GPow69[KEN]: wait
[20:48] [TMS]GPow69[KEN]: is that a girl
[20:48] [TMS]Hollow[KEN]: YEa
[20:48] [TMS]GPow69[KEN]: ask what the fuck shes doing out of the goddamn kitchen

Ah GPow

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

And what did she answer?

Acted as though she was American and took the 5th D:

 

[Nitronic]

Cool Bump is Cool

[c=47]Nimmie [/c] says:
Who wants an STD?

xx ! MADDIE ! xx says:
ME

 

[Panki]

Ahaha I remember this

 

[Mave]

Quote from some random server.

Player: ADMIN ADMIN
Player:ADMIN ADMIN U THERE?
PlayerLZ HELP ADMIN ADMIN
Player:CAN YOU ANSWER ME?
Player:ADMIN PLEASE ANSWER.
Player:ADMIN?Huh? ITS VERY IMPORTANT

Admin: WHAT!?

Player: hi

 

[Impulse]

^
something you also see a lot:

Player: ADMIN PLS ADIMN PLS PLS PLS NO MUTE KICK PLS PLS ADMIN HE HACK PLS ADMIN KICK PLS NO MUTE KICK PLS PLS ADMIN
Admin: He doesn't hack...
Player: PLEASE ADMIN PLS PLS HE HAVE HACK PLS ADMIN HE FAST PLS BAN ADMIN PLS
*player left the server (kicked)

 

[GPow69]

One from Killbarnes COD4 server, when I was on today for like 5 minutes I saw this XD

Riley: stupid hacker
Jock Ych: Who
{KOA}RoarinJudy: who
RICK O'SHEA: Said the owl
Jock Ych: -_-

 

[waffelz]

^ :rofl:

 

[Mauri]

Happened once in Xfire...

Mauri: Didn't know you play CS:S too :O
[TMS]GPow69: yar
Mauri: How long?
[TMS]GPow69: 8 inches
[TMS]GPow69: OH
[TMS]GPow69: how long ive played
Mauri: D:
Mauri: Yea.

 

[Mave]

^ lol

Quote from Family Guy

Stewie : Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois!
Stewie : Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Stewie : Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Stewie : Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy!
Stewie : Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!

Lois: WHAT!?

Stewie: Hi. [runs off giggling]

 

[Mauri]

I've seen that episode