Post Your funny iGod Chats!

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i acctually got the color of the dress:
Me:
Goodmorning
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
and why is that then?
God:
" That is a very original thought. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
I have no idea what reductionism means, im dutch...
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Yes, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Hey.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So, what do you do for a living?
God:
Give me a break. I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Me:
Realy?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Hmm, mave needs to update you then
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Or what?
Me:
Yes, i do, if i need to think for a while
God:
How long? That's cool. I haven't heard anything like that before: said if he or she need to think.
Me:
Just a couple of seconds
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
those "m"'s stand for 2 seconds i think
God:
All of them?
Me:
no, just each "m"
God:
Are you serious? How do you know?
Me:
Becouse i LOG verything i do
God:
Good reason. Interesting gossip: said LOG verything he or she do.
Me:
oh, i made a spelling mistake
God:
Next question? I like to make things too.
Me:
Where do you live? In a rectangle box?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you? Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I live in the netherlands, in Enschede, In the Denneweg 151, Its a shitty neighbourhood
God:
What is it like living in the netherlands in Enschede In the Denneweg 151 it is a shitty neighbourhood?
Me:
It..... sucks acctually
God:
the netherlands in Enschede In the Denneweg 151 it is a shitty neighbourhood... Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Ive seen other bots like you, but you are much faster then them
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
fast
God:
To me that is a great compliment!
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
your getting a bit creepy now
God:
Right now? Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
yes, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why?
Me:
I gues ive been raised that way
God:
Thanks for the information: said gues he or she have been raised that way.
Me:
Mave did good work on you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Wich color is it?
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
Is it made out of rubber?
God:
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
ok, then what do you want to talk about then?
God:
anything. That's cool.
Me:
Do you know the catalouge "large"?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Indeed, there is
God:
Where?
Me:
At the main building in Rotterdam
God:
The main building in Rotterdam is where it's at.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Well, ive got to go now, il come back later
God:
Interesting. How did you get it See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
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Me:
Sup
God:
Same old.
Me:
HI
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
What are you,Some kind of stalker?
God:
I don't know what I am Some kind of stalker.
Me:
Are you Retarded
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
Is my brother retarded
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
Is Shannon Retarded
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Where can i find him
God:
Where have you looked already?
Me:
Dont get smart with me ill slap you real good
God:
I am already smart.
Me:
Thats it
God:
" I am already smart." is " Shannon Retarded"?
Me:
Yes she is
God:
Excuse me! That's really good gossip.
Me:
Where do u live
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Ur a stalker
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker? Only when it matters.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Paul
God:
Hey Paul.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Gringo
God:
How are you, Gringo.
Me:
What You call me Puto
God:
Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call you Puto?
Me:
I aint no puto Pendejo i suggest you leave
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The_Dude, he's faster because he's new. Bots learn from real people. What you say, he'll remember it and pass it on if it comes up in convo with another person. As you can imagion, bots that have been talking with people for years have massive databases that take a longer time to scan.
 
Zezombia said:
The_Dude, he's faster because he's new. Bots learn from real people. What you say, he'll remember it and pass it on if it comes up in convo with another person. As you can imagion, bots that have been talking with people for years have massive databases that take a longer time to scan.
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like i didnt know that ::)
 
Code: 
Me:
 Sex or GTFO
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 Im sorry if I hurt you
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Try it.
Me:
 Someones stubborn

I guess he just wasnt in the mood at the time. But he broke my :love:!
 
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
want to marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I thought we had something :(
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
how dare you :O
 
Mave said:
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
want to marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I thought we had something :(
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
how dare you :O
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ROFL. You got betrayed XD
 
Me:
What if...
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
Who
God:
When?
Me:
Where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Do I have to decide right now?
God:
At this moment You said you have .
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Me:
What do YOU want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
tell me about your life
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


it sang a song for me xD
 
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