iGod is really fun to have a chat with, You can have some really intelligent conversations with him. Its a robot, if you aren't smart enough to figure that out already.
You can chat with god here: TheMaveSite's iGod Chat
Here is one I had, Relatively long I guess, but short messages.
You can chat with god here: TheMaveSite's iGod Chat
Here is one I had, Relatively long I guess, but short messages.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus tap dancing christ
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
You would know
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
What do you know
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
And whats that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
What is true, believable and justified?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Google :T
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
69
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Everyone knows it
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
UnderpantsD:
God:
Me:
I never said it
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
IMPALED?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
speak more dumb
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in more dumb.
Me:
HURRR
God:
" Can you teach me a few phrases in more dumb."? HURRR?
Me:
HURRR means Hello, nice to meet you! Would you like to have sex?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. No thanks, , I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
wat
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like
God:
Give me a break. For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
4REALZ DAWG?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
www.TheMaveSite.comhttp://http://http://http://http://http://
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
botmaster
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
Jewish
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Athiest
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Business?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I Never did.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Neither is this:
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
You didn't let me finish.
God:
What makes you think I did not let you finish?
Me:
Because you fucking didn't you bastard
God:
Good reason. That's good information: said I fucking did not you bastard.
Me:
pepsi or coke?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Thats a drink genious.
God:
A drink genious is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Are you stoned by any chance?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am stoned by any chance.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Oooh So God is a bot?
God:
Aren't all bot Oooh So God?
Me:
Yep, you're stoned.
God:
It's all good. I will tell my botmaster you said I am stoned.
Me:
And what will he do about it?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
He's probably stoned too.
God:
I see. stoned is he?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
If your botmaster is stoned
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
whats the "i" for in iGod?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Times up
God:
How far up?
Me:
8 Feet in the air
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
its raining
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
You arent my father you fucking imposter.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
o._.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Can you replace all the ugly chicks with hawt ones?
God:
Let me think. All?
Me:
Every last one of them
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because thats the point
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes it is one of the point.
Me:
Guess what
God:
What?
Me:
Correct.
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
Foiled Again.
God:
Once more? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Im leaving now.
God:
Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
I'm going to post the chat logs on www.Forums.TheMaveSite.comhttp://http://http://http://http://http:// if its ok with you.
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
I'm not trying to shut you down
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not trying to shut me down.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Well maybe later I will
God:
How about that. Perhaps. Go ahead.
Me:
K I'm actually going this time
God:
Bye.
Me:
bai
