A pirate comes into his favorite bar after a long time away at sea, asks for some rum.
The bartender says sure, but asks "Why do you have a peg leg?"
"Ah, that, a cannon ball took it off and our doc' if that's what ye can call em wasn't able to save it"
The bartender then asks "Why do you have a hook for a hand?" "
We we're slaughtering the sailors of the ship we were salvaging, and one got a lucky slice in".
The bartender then asks "And why the eye patch?"
The pirate says "The captains damn parrot shit in it"
The bartender asks "How can bird shit take your eye, did it get infected?" "
Nay" says the pirate "It 'twas the first day with the hook."
The bartender says sure, but asks "Why do you have a peg leg?"
"Ah, that, a cannon ball took it off and our doc' if that's what ye can call em wasn't able to save it"
The bartender then asks "Why do you have a hook for a hand?" "
We we're slaughtering the sailors of the ship we were salvaging, and one got a lucky slice in".
The bartender then asks "And why the eye patch?"
The pirate says "The captains damn parrot shit in it"
The bartender asks "How can bird shit take your eye, did it get infected?" "
Nay" says the pirate "It 'twas the first day with the hook."