You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what's one of your biggest turn ons?
You: women
Stranger: men
You: we seem to be at a crossroads
Stranger: lol
You: where u from/
Stranger: uk
You: awe i was there just a 7 years ago D:
You: damn i missed you!
You: oh well
You: one day ;3
Stranger: haha
You: so tell me
You: how was your day
Stranger: boring
You: why :(
Stranger: nothing to do
You: im sure theres sommmeetthinngg
You: u got a car?
Stranger: nop
You: a motorcycle?
Stranger: no
You: a moped?
Stranger: no
You: ..a bicycle?
Stranger: no
You: .....feet?
Stranger: yh
You: go for a walk with some mates
You: and steal a car
Stranger: i have none
You: and maybe a baby
You: awe i'll be yr mate ;3 how much does it cost to ship someone your size?
You: ...to canada
Stranger: people dont like me becuas eof my condition
You: whats your condition?
Stranger: im 3'7"
You: ...so not much of a shipping fee?
Stranger: ....mean.
You: i jks
You: how old r ya?
Stranger: 16
You: o
You: 17 here
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i know i shouldnt of but im jokeing i have friends and im not a shorty
You: ohh k so u Could reach the pedels if u did decide to steal a car
You: i assume?
You: i hope
You: if u cant reach the pedels im disconnecting now.
You: ....if u can reach the keyboard that is
You: xD
You: awe a little notebook computer would be like a full sized laptop for you :3
You: and food would be a hell of a lot cheaper
You: I WANNA BE SMALL NOW
Stranger: IM NOT A FUCKING MIGET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
