A man meets the woman of his dreams! They have all the same interests and just talk for hours. She is very religious and old fashion and askes how he would feel about waiting until they are married to make love for the first time.
He has never met anyone like her, so he says "If that what it takes to have you in my life, I could wait the rest of my life!". She looks relieved.
After 6 months, he askes her to marry him, and she joyfully accepts. 2 months later they are married and in Cuba for their honeymoon. Its clearly time to consumate this marrage, so she sits on the side of the bed and and invites him to sit next to her.
"Darling, I've got to be honest with you before we make love for the first time. I've... been stuffing my bra the entire time you've known me, my chest is totally and completely flat. I was worried you'd dump me if you found out. I'm so sorry." She takes off her shirt and he looks at her bare chest, which is indeed barren of breasts.
"Honey, I don't care. Not one little bit. But, I should be honest with you too", Steve starts. "I'm built like a baby... you know... down there."
His wife thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "You've been so accepting of me, how could I ever not accept you. I don't care, honey. We'll make it work!"
So after this beutiful moment, she gets completely naked and he begins to strip as well. As he removes his pants, an utterly enormous penis swings out and slaps between his knees. Startled and amazed she stamers, "I.. I.. thought you said you were hung like a baby?"
"I am", he says. "Eight pounds, nine ounces, twenty-one inches long."
He has never met anyone like her, so he says "If that what it takes to have you in my life, I could wait the rest of my life!". She looks relieved.
After 6 months, he askes her to marry him, and she joyfully accepts. 2 months later they are married and in Cuba for their honeymoon. Its clearly time to consumate this marrage, so she sits on the side of the bed and and invites him to sit next to her.
"Darling, I've got to be honest with you before we make love for the first time. I've... been stuffing my bra the entire time you've known me, my chest is totally and completely flat. I was worried you'd dump me if you found out. I'm so sorry." She takes off her shirt and he looks at her bare chest, which is indeed barren of breasts.
"Honey, I don't care. Not one little bit. But, I should be honest with you too", Steve starts. "I'm built like a baby... you know... down there."
His wife thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "You've been so accepting of me, how could I ever not accept you. I don't care, honey. We'll make it work!"
So after this beutiful moment, she gets completely naked and he begins to strip as well. As he removes his pants, an utterly enormous penis swings out and slaps between his knees. Startled and amazed she stamers, "I.. I.. thought you said you were hung like a baby?"
"I am", he says. "Eight pounds, nine ounces, twenty-one inches long."
