Jesus is

[Mave]

 

[Aman1238]

*Dials number now*
Hello? I NEED TO BUY JESUS NOW!
-Sorry, someone leased him already for 20 years.
GOD F*KIN DAMNIT!
*Slams phone*

 

[MiRc34]

^LO

Awesome find :'D

 

[Panki]

Cross him, and this time to it right.

 

[GPow69]

I called that number and nobody picked up :\