I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

[Mave]

I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."

 

[Mauri]

HURR DURR LOL D

 

[MiRc34]

Lolol XD
Epic joke.

 

[Panki]

LMFAO

Epic one

 

[GPow69]

And now you're fired.