Wouldn’t it be great if companies’ slogans actually spoke the truth?
Luckily people are easily bored on the internet, and start to photoshop.
Here are 24 ‘honest brand slogans’.
“is pepsy okay?”
- Pepsi
“Convince yourself that you have a terminal illness.”
- WebMD
“Pay money to look homeless”
- Urban Outfitters
“$2000 facebook machines”
- Apple
“We’re just going to keep adding more blades”
- Gilette
“Let that bread smell soak into your clothes.”
- Subway
“We throw in extra parts just to mess with you.”
- Ikea
“Firmly plant your carbon footprint.”
- Hummer
“You’re welcome, college students.”
- Wikipedia
“Mask bad photos with filters”
- Instagram
“Because you only have $4″
- McDonalds
“Try it out before buying it on Amazon”
- Best Buy
“-censored- Television”
- MTV
“Find out who your mother’s been sleeping with”
- Xbox Live
“Eat away your feelings”
- Ben & Jerry’s
“Just buy it.”
- Nike
“Junk food for your eyes”
- TMZ
“A great way to ruin friendships”
- Monopoly
“Which ad experience would you prefer to ignore?”
- Hulu
“Real news for dumb people”
- The Onion
“The aliens channel”
- The History Channel
“Here for you during that midlife crisis.”
- Harley-Davidson
“Spend more time searching than actually watching”
- Netflix
“Helps you poop”
- Activia
Luckily people are easily bored on the internet, and start to photoshop.
Here are 24 ‘honest brand slogans’.
“is pepsy okay?”
- Pepsi
“Convince yourself that you have a terminal illness.”
- WebMD
“Pay money to look homeless”
- Urban Outfitters
“$2000 facebook machines”
- Apple
“We’re just going to keep adding more blades”
- Gilette
“Let that bread smell soak into your clothes.”
- Subway
- Ikea
“Firmly plant your carbon footprint.”
- Hummer
“You’re welcome, college students.”
- Wikipedia
“Mask bad photos with filters”
“Because you only have $4″
- McDonalds
“Try it out before buying it on Amazon”
- Best Buy
“-censored- Television”
- MTV
“Find out who your mother’s been sleeping with”
- Xbox Live
“Eat away your feelings”
- Ben & Jerry’s
“Just buy it.”
- Nike
“Junk food for your eyes”
- TMZ
“A great way to ruin friendships”
- Monopoly
“Which ad experience would you prefer to ignore?”
- Hulu
“Real news for dumb people”
- The Onion
“The aliens channel”
- The History Channel
“Here for you during that midlife crisis.”
- Harley-Davidson
“Spend more time searching than actually watching”
- Netflix
“Helps you poop”
- Activia
