A family is driving along the highway when all of a sudden someone throws a dildo out of their window.
The dildo lands with a bang on the families windshield and everyone gets a big fright. With horror in their eyes the parents stare at each other and the father turns on the wipers, but it's too late and their son asks "Dad, what was that?".
He thinks on his feet and answer "It was just a big insect, son", thinking that they would avoid an awkward conversation.
The son, still puzzled answers "Damn... DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF IT'S DICK!?"
The dildo lands with a bang on the families windshield and everyone gets a big fright. With horror in their eyes the parents stare at each other and the father turns on the wipers, but it's too late and their son asks "Dad, what was that?".
He thinks on his feet and answer "It was just a big insect, son", thinking that they would avoid an awkward conversation.
The son, still puzzled answers "Damn... DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF IT'S DICK!?"