Bob walks into a bar on top of the 12th floor of a hotel building. He looks around and sees a man noticeably drunk. The drunk man takes a shot of tequila and suddenly gets a brave, bold look on his face. He dashes towards the window and jumps right out.
Bob yells out "HOLY CRAP DID ANYONE SEE THAT?!" The bartender calmly says "Don't worry, he does this all the time, he'll be back up in a few minutes". And a few minutes later, the drunk man comes right back up without a scratch anywhere on his body. Bob is amazed by this and approaches the drunk.
"That's amazing, how did you survive a 12-story fall?" The drunk replies "This is magical tequila that gives you superpowers! As you jump out a window after taking a shot, your descent towards the ground will slow down and you will slowly land on your feet without getting hurt!"
Bob thinks to himself "Well hell, might as well try it." He orders a shot of tequila and downs it. He gets a brave, bold, and determined look on his face, and dashes towards the window and jumps out. He dies immediately on impact.
At the scene of the death, the bartender looks over at the drunk man and sees he's snickering a little bit. The bartender approaches him and says "Goddamn it Superman, you're such an asshole when you're drunk!"
Bob yells out "HOLY CRAP DID ANYONE SEE THAT?!" The bartender calmly says "Don't worry, he does this all the time, he'll be back up in a few minutes". And a few minutes later, the drunk man comes right back up without a scratch anywhere on his body. Bob is amazed by this and approaches the drunk.
"That's amazing, how did you survive a 12-story fall?" The drunk replies "This is magical tequila that gives you superpowers! As you jump out a window after taking a shot, your descent towards the ground will slow down and you will slowly land on your feet without getting hurt!"
Bob thinks to himself "Well hell, might as well try it." He orders a shot of tequila and downs it. He gets a brave, bold, and determined look on his face, and dashes towards the window and jumps out. He dies immediately on impact.
At the scene of the death, the bartender looks over at the drunk man and sees he's snickering a little bit. The bartender approaches him and says "Goddamn it Superman, you're such an asshole when you're drunk!"
