Molly and Charlie were at Sunday school at their local church, and Molly, being tired, began to fall asleep. The Sunday school teacher then proceeded to ask: ''Who came down from heaven to save our souls?'' Charlie sticks a pin in Molly's arm as she wakes up with a start: ''Jesus christ!'' ''Well done Molly, thats correct'' Molly then goes back to sleep. The teacher asks her another question: ''Who lives up in heaven and created the earth?'' Charlie again sticks the pin in her arm as she again wakes up: ''God almighty!'' ''Correct again Molly'' Molly then goes to sleep for a third time, as the teacher asks her another question: ''What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd baby?'' Charlie again sticks the pin in her arm as Molly wakes up and shouts: ''If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll snap it in two!''
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