Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.
Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER!
I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig.
They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, so I'm gonna go back to holding my rod until I catch something else.
Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
Baby, do you know why I like having you around? me neither, I'm done.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Too much to be my girlfriend.
It's not you it's me, I don't like you.
Baby me and you are like doing pushups with your knees touching the ground.... This just isn't working out.
Is it cold in here or are you just a frigid bitch?
I feel like Kermit the frog cause I've been fucking a pig.
Go around the room looking under a lot of stuff. When she asks "What are you doing? "I lost my feelings for you"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped
And so are you.
What's old, broken down and not going anywhere?
This relationship.
Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER!
I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig.
They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, so I'm gonna go back to holding my rod until I catch something else.
Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
Baby, do you know why I like having you around? me neither, I'm done.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Too much to be my girlfriend.
It's not you it's me, I don't like you.
Baby me and you are like doing pushups with your knees touching the ground.... This just isn't working out.
Is it cold in here or are you just a frigid bitch?
I feel like Kermit the frog cause I've been fucking a pig.
Go around the room looking under a lot of stuff. When she asks "What are you doing? "I lost my feelings for you"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped
And so are you.
What's old, broken down and not going anywhere?
This relationship.