Warning: Offensive joke!
So a man is sitting at home on a normal day when he gets a phone call from an ER doctor.
"Sir, I am a doctor from the local hospital, your wife has just been in a terrible accident. I have good news and bad news."
"Alrighty" said the man "Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife lost both of her arms, as well as her legs, she can only eat liquids through a straw, she will need assistance to go to the bathroom for the rest of her life, and she is totally paralyzed but retains consciousness."
"Oh my god. Thats terrible. I dont know what to say... Well whats the good news?"
"I was just kiddin. Shes dead."
So a man is sitting at home on a normal day when he gets a phone call from an ER doctor.
"Sir, I am a doctor from the local hospital, your wife has just been in a terrible accident. I have good news and bad news."
"Alrighty" said the man "Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife lost both of her arms, as well as her legs, she can only eat liquids through a straw, she will need assistance to go to the bathroom for the rest of her life, and she is totally paralyzed but retains consciousness."
"Oh my god. Thats terrible. I dont know what to say... Well whats the good news?"
"I was just kiddin. Shes dead."
