>have pubic lice (crabs)
>no shampoo works
>decide to get some fire ants and place on pubes to fight the crabs
>they scrap for a bit
>they both have established strongholds on the opposite ends of my jungle
>to the north lie the wiley crabs of pubendorf
>to the south lie the barbaric fire ants of fort scrotum
>one morning notice a fire ant on horseback riding towards the crabs stronghold
>look closer
>its a fucking threaty of alliance
Fuck fuck their joining sides!!! There is a rumble in my jungle and i dont what to do about it
