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OP
How do I break a finger as painlessly as possible?
Called in sick to work, boss asked why and my autism kicked in and I said I broke my finger.
Have decided on right pinky.
Anon
>>68662744 (OP) Just put it in a cast/brace without breaking it dumbass
No, actually on second thought go slam your finger in a door hinge. Sage.