An impotent man goes to see a shaman about a cure.

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The shaman works his magic and tells the man that he is healed. All he has to do to get it up is say 1, 2, 3, and to get rid of it he has to say 1, 2, 3, 4. However, he can only do this once a month.

So the man drives home really excited to show his wife. He says "look honey it works! 1, 2, 3!" and sproing, up it goes.

His wife replies, "Oh honey that's great! But what did you say 1, 2, 3 for?"
 
Stupid wife, don't ask questions that don't have anything to do with sandwhiches.
 
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