A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

[Mave]

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

edit: FUCKYEAH tnx for the upvotes, kind strangers