A neuro-surgeon goes to a bar

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One day, a neuro-surgeon hears about this trendy new bar opening on the other side of town called Barristers. He arrives at the bar and, not long after arriving, he's talking to this gorgeous blonde and they're really hitting it off. Then she asks, "So what do you do for a living?" And he says "Well, I make a lot of money as a neuro-surgeon." "oh," she says and she can barely hide her disappointment.

They keep talking but it's not quite the same as before and eventually she excuses herself and walks away.

"What went wrong?" he wonders, "I know! I'm in a place called Barristers! All the girls here are looking for lawyers!"

So the neuro-surgeon hits it off with this stunning brunette and they're flirting and having a great time and she says, "so what do you do for a living?" and he says "I make a lot of money as a Defense Attorney." and the brunette is all over him. They're really getting into it so they retire to the hotel across the street and make passionate love to one another until they're both exhausted.

As they're lying there recovering, the neuro-surgeon starts giggling to himself. So, the brunette says, "What's so funny?" and he starts cackling harder and harder. "You best not be laughing at me!" she cries and he can only lie there gasping for breath he's laughing so hard. "WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMN FUNNY?!" She screams and he's roaring with laughter, "I've only been a lawyer an hour and I've already fucked somebody!"
 
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