and the bartender hands him an apple. He says to the bartender,
"What the hell is this?" The bartender says,
"Try it, trust me." He takes a bite and exclaims,
"This tastes like straight gin!"
"Now turn it around."
"Wow that tastes just like tonic." He happily munches away at his apple as another man walks up to the bar and asks for a rum and coke. The bartender hands him a different apple and he has a similar experience as the first man. A third man enters the bar and before he can ask the bartender for a drink the first man cuts him off and says,
"Hey man, you won't believe this but this guy has an apple for every taste! You want it, he's got it." The third man pauses for a moment and asks the bartender,
"Do you have an apple that tastes like pussy?"
"Do I have an apple that tastes like pussy?"
"Yep, that's what I asked."
"Well, you asked for it," said the bartender as he handed the man an apple from below the counter. The third man took a bite out of the apple and spat it out,
"This tastes like shit!"
The bartender replied, "Now turn it around."
"What the hell is this?" The bartender says,
"Try it, trust me." He takes a bite and exclaims,
"This tastes like straight gin!"
"Now turn it around."
"Wow that tastes just like tonic." He happily munches away at his apple as another man walks up to the bar and asks for a rum and coke. The bartender hands him a different apple and he has a similar experience as the first man. A third man enters the bar and before he can ask the bartender for a drink the first man cuts him off and says,
"Hey man, you won't believe this but this guy has an apple for every taste! You want it, he's got it." The third man pauses for a moment and asks the bartender,
"Do you have an apple that tastes like pussy?"
"Do I have an apple that tastes like pussy?"
"Yep, that's what I asked."
"Well, you asked for it," said the bartender as he handed the man an apple from below the counter. The third man took a bite out of the apple and spat it out,
"This tastes like shit!"
The bartender replied, "Now turn it around."
