An arm-less and leg-less woman sits in her wheelchair by the beach everyday. One day, a jogger runs past and sees her crying. He stops.
"What's the matter", he asks her.
She replies: "Oh, I'm just so sad. I'm 28 years old and I've... I've never been kissed. I'm so embarrassed." She starts crying again. The jogger reaches down, kisses her on the lips, and takes off.
The next day, the woman is once again sitting by the beach, crying. The jogger stops. "What's the matter, now", he asks.
She says: "I'm so embarrassed. I just realized I'm 28 years old and I've never been fucked." The jogger picks her up from her chair, walks toward the ocean, and throws her in.
"You fucked now!"
"What's the matter", he asks her.
She replies: "Oh, I'm just so sad. I'm 28 years old and I've... I've never been kissed. I'm so embarrassed." She starts crying again. The jogger reaches down, kisses her on the lips, and takes off.
The next day, the woman is once again sitting by the beach, crying. The jogger stops. "What's the matter, now", he asks.
She says: "I'm so embarrassed. I just realized I'm 28 years old and I've never been fucked." The jogger picks her up from her chair, walks toward the ocean, and throws her in.
"You fucked now!"
