A small Jewish man happens to come across a rather stunning woman. Specifically, this woman has the most beautiful, perfect breasts he's ever seen in his life.
So he approaches this woman and says with utmost sincerity:
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a proposition that you might find interesting. If you let me bite both of your nipples, I will give you one thousand dollars."
The woman can't decide whether she's disgusted or intrigued. He goes on:
"I'll make it quick, even. We'll go somewhere private, and I promise I won't bite too hard."
To which the woman gets a gleam in her eye and replies, "Make it two thousand."
The man gives it some thought, then agrees. They go somewhere private, and she lifts her shirt and takes off her bra. He is delighted to see that underneath all of the layers, this woman's breasts were indeed utter perfection. Each one was perfectly sized, perky to a point that almost seemed to defy gravity, and topped with nipples that seemed to say, "Taste me! You know you want to."
And he does. He takes one in each hand and feels them every which way, relishing the fleshy weight between his fingers. Then he puts his mouth on her left nipple and licks, sucks, then the right one, and back and forth with passionate fury.
After a while, the woman says to him, "Okay, are you going to bite them or what?"
To which the man replies, "Are you kidding? That would be way too expensive."
So he approaches this woman and says with utmost sincerity:
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a proposition that you might find interesting. If you let me bite both of your nipples, I will give you one thousand dollars."
The woman can't decide whether she's disgusted or intrigued. He goes on:
"I'll make it quick, even. We'll go somewhere private, and I promise I won't bite too hard."
To which the woman gets a gleam in her eye and replies, "Make it two thousand."
The man gives it some thought, then agrees. They go somewhere private, and she lifts her shirt and takes off her bra. He is delighted to see that underneath all of the layers, this woman's breasts were indeed utter perfection. Each one was perfectly sized, perky to a point that almost seemed to defy gravity, and topped with nipples that seemed to say, "Taste me! You know you want to."
And he does. He takes one in each hand and feels them every which way, relishing the fleshy weight between his fingers. Then he puts his mouth on her left nipple and licks, sucks, then the right one, and back and forth with passionate fury.
After a while, the woman says to him, "Okay, are you going to bite them or what?"
To which the man replies, "Are you kidding? That would be way too expensive."