A guy had a crush on his wife's hot friend, so he invited her for a camping trip. While camping he wanted to get rid of his wife so he kindly suggested that his wife go pick some flowers.
Husband: "I'll give you 20$ for a blowjob"
Wife's Friend: "No"
Husband: "50$"
Wife's Friend:"No!"
Husband:"75$"
Random stranger passing by:"75$ for a blow job!! you are a moron! There is a lady picking flowers down there who let me fuck her in the ass for free!"
Husband: "I'll give you 20$ for a blowjob"
Wife's Friend: "No"
Husband: "50$"
Wife's Friend:"No!"
Husband:"75$"
Random stranger passing by:"75$ for a blow job!! you are a moron! There is a lady picking flowers down there who let me fuck her in the ass for free!"