A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway

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The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the congress. They’re asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations....”

“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”
 
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