A blonde woman is standing near the entry way of a Las Vegas casino at a Coke machine. She puts in a dollar, hits the button, gets a Coke…puts in a dollar, hits the button, gets a Coke…puts in a dollar, hits the button, gets a Coke. A man interrupts and says, “Excuse me maam, can I get in there and get a Coke?” to which she responds, “no, excuse ME asshole, can’t you see I’m winning?!?!”