A $500 Gucci swimsuit is not recommended for swimming

[Mave]

And similarly you also have the $1300 umbrella which is NOT waterproof.

https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/campaign/adidas-x-gucci/adidas-x-gucci-sun-umbrella-p-701872F12ZT4770

Can you imagine spending your money on this shit?