1- Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door,
jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!”
Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
2- Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big
letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s
about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
3- Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come
to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!”
Act like it’s a surprise party.
4- After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
5- Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move
or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
6- When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the
street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
7- Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep
asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
8- Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a
moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
9- Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that
the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
10- Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a
two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!”
Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
2- Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big
letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s
about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
3- Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come
to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!”
Act like it’s a surprise party.
4- After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
5- Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move
or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
6- When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the
street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
7- Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep
asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
8- Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a
moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
9- Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that
the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
10- Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a
two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
