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The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I...

A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing one boy, calling him "Mikey the Moron." During recess, the teacher asked the kids why they called him that. "Well, sir, he really is a moron," one of them said. "If you offer him a big 50-cent coin and a smaller...

Inside was list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions.

Bandle #1300 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬜⬜

Wordle 1.724 X/6* 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

Santana - Smooth

Bandle #1297 2/6 ⬛🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜

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Ozzy Osbourne - Hellraiser

Waffle House

Bandle #1296 x/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥

Nirvana - Dumb

Wordle 1.720 6/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Apologies, don't have these anymore.

Oh Bush

Bandle #1295 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩

Wordle 1.719 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Underworld - Born Slippy