Why I have to close TMS within 5 days.

Mave

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TMS no more...

Okay guys, here's the story, a couple of weeks ago, I met this girl, she got my attention immediately.
We started meeting a lot, but... She still had a boyfriend, a guy called Tom.
So Saturday on a party a few blocks away, I had some trouble, her boyfriend was really pissed because he knew I sorta had feelings for her.
So he gave me a 'warning', which I of course didn't take literally.
That same night on MSN, the girl apologized to me for her boyfriends behavior and explains to me that it really isn't going too well between her and her boyfriend. te
We text to eachother the entire night, and yesterday we met again, this time at the local skate park.
She arrived there around 3, I was already there around 1.
We had a great time and amused ourselves, but then she began to tell about her pissed-of-boyfriend.
About he and his 'cousin' (who I didn't know) where going to kick my ass and shit...
I wasn't scared, rather a bit paranoid after she told me that.
So I went home eating, and later that night I returned to the skatepark, I was meeting with her again.
But then the unexpected happened... Her boyfriend was waiting for me... with a baseball bat.
He said 'why don't you wait here until my cousin arrives'.
The girl was all like 'TOM stop it now!', but the dude just didn't listen.
After a minute of twenty, the cousin arrived in a taxi.
He stepped out and began walking towards me.
The girl said to Tom (don't hurt Mave!)
Suddenly the cousin stood still, like if he recognized the name.
He asked 'Mave?' 'Mave from themavesite.com'?
I answered yes and then he told me something surprising...
'I'm the owner of hostupon.com, and you're screwed now'
He said that if I don't leave the girl alone, he will delete themavesite on hostupon, and share the msql db etc.
Then the girl walked up to me, and we gave a quick nasty kiss, this pissed Tom and his cousin of a lot!
The first thing I could think of was get in the taxi, and so I did.
He drove me to my aunt like a 100 miles away.
So we arrive there at their enormous house.
I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
 
Your breaking my balls Mave, Why don't you goto alternative hosting?

And what are the odds of meeting your host irl? :S

You should sue him or something (idk) if he fucks with your shit, read their TOS, Privacy Policy etc..
 
Yeh i reckon get new hosting then what power will he have over you?
 
Oh God, Nimphious and Nitronic, you guys are idiots, definitely not true /b/tards.
I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
^ Google it.

Remember what day it is today, after all.

Edit for lulz;
Nimphioüs said:
And what are the odds of meeting your host irl? :S
Exactly.
And, why would this girl call you "Mave", and how would the owner of a hosting company know the nickname of each of their clients personally.
 
Well all my mates call me Mave irl, so that could be true :P
Some people don't even know my real name.

But yeah april-fooled ya ;)
 
Mave i say this with the utmost respect,Fuck U
 
Haha :P
I actually felt a bit bad after reading your concerning posts...
Sorry for fooling you, guys :sir:
 
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I almost believed every word.
 
GP came up with the idea to fake-close today.
This morning I wrote the story and posted it :pimp:

The first idea was to write a story that could have been true with a normal end.
Then a few hours later I would reply with "April fooled!".

But we used the fresh prince, which came out pretty good :P
 
lmao.

Some guys thought it was true. But read the last line about the fresh prince, ahem, oke. :rofl:
 
Very nice Mave.

If HostUpon did that, I'd DDOS them with over 50GB/s :D
 
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