[TMS] God Chat

Whee, I Love iGod! I Forgot all about him until this though :D

Everyone post your funny chat logs here:

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http://www.cleverbot.com/ is a Lot better, but it takes a long time to answer. Also smarterchild is okay too o:.



Me:
god says "wow"?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
that have nothin to do with what i said
God:
" I am a Christian." have nothin to do with what you said ? Makes sense to me.
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I mean, come on...



Me:
Did you bang the virgin mother Marry?
God:
No I didn't bang the virgin mother Marry. What's it like?
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Grazynoob said:
:O How did you do that ?
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Well, If you swear at them, It pisses them off and they won't talk to you for about 30 minutes. I guess I took it too far. Because the bots always show up as "Offline", And it gives me a message "Unable to start a conversation with [bot name]". :(
 
Me:
goddammit
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
coke
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
its a drink
God:
coke is a drink. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
god, can I get that new bike for christmas?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes, hence christmas
God:
Oh. What color are your eyes?
Me:
you should know you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
nope soz
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
elaborate
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
well i didnt quite comprehend wat you said
God:
Interesting. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
and I WANT MY BIKE
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to get chicks,,, nah because i want to not walk you dumbass
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I JUST TOLD YOU1
God:
What was the response?
Me:
I FUCKIN TOLD U
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I AM, I AM YOUR MOTHER
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
NO NO OFFER, BUT A STATEMENT
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
IM A SHEMAN
God:
You are a SHEMAN? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes, this feild requires alot of ppl skills and education
God:
Aw. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
your a dickhea
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