Well... it's compact, there's nothing spectacularly pretty about it, it's noisy 24/7, you can't go more then 10mph when your Lucky because of all the traffic, cheap parking is about $20/hour, there's "turnpike"s everywhere that you have to pay $5 to drive on the next part of the road, not to mention you cant breath half the time ether because 1) the fumes are bad enough to make you die, or 2) the area your in literary smells like putrid shit. People in that city like to use their horn and their fingers if your not fast in your car to take a lane or turning, everyone looks like they want to stab you, and they're all dumb as hell. We asked about 10 people where the Statue of Liberty was (it's a national monument in they're on goddamn city) and none of them knew where it was. And that's only the beginning.
But hell, I'm not gonna stop you, if you want to figure it out for yourself. Just try not to get shot, the first place we accidentally went was the Bronx (that's the Real ghetto, children). I've never been to Miami, or California but they seem far better bets. Boston was really pretty, though. Fabulous and historic architecture, big big place.