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>Be me
>work as a greeter at the lego store
>May 4
>Store is doing a "May the fourth"
promotion
>Manager tells everybody to dress up
>I don't have a costume so she gives
me a Yoda headband and tells me
to go around handing them out to
customers while I help them
>Get really into it
>Start using a Yoda voice and speaking
like him
>"Hmm, some Lego you buy?"
>See a couple walk in
>Go up to them
HmmmMMmm, a headband for you?"
>The male awkwardly accepts my offer
but not the girl
>She is wearing a headband already
like pic related so the yoda headband
wouldn't fit properly
MMMhhhhmm, a headband you
already have, I see"
>Turn to walk away and bump shin into
display
>Start holding back tears
>I hear the girl whisper to her bf
Oh, he's crying. Should I have taken
one?"
Ignore him babe, he's just retarded"
>Tfw I am not retarded