IRC

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Many people don't know what IRC Really is. This topic is to clear it up. (THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE PEOPLE, DONT GO POSTING WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS, I FUCKING KNOW!!!)

IRC is a multiplayer patch for Microsoft's award-winning program, Notepad. It stands for Intarweb Rogering Channel or sometimes International Retards Chat. IRC is a system of chat rooms on the Internet that is famous for being the most popular alternative to real life. It is used exclusively by furries in search of prey. 45% of IRC players are computer "techs" of some stripe--system administrators, programmers, etc.--who are poop playing while they're supposed to be working. Another 45% (which partially overlaps the previous segment) consists of mental patients, especially schizophrenics. 92% of all IRCers think that they're smarter than everyone else, and would really rather be playing with themselves, if only they could bifurcate.

Read More From the real article, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/IRC.

(Thanks to Madalin for showing me )