If Charlie Sheen was the Hulk he'd be Charlie Green
If Charlie Sheen treated people poorly he'd be Charlie Mean
If Charlie Sheen was really skinny he'd be Charlie Lean
If Charlie Sheen were a television he'd be Charlie Screen
If Charlie Sheen took a shower he'd be Charlie Clean
If Charlie Sheen was a coffee he'd be Charlie Bean
If Charlie Sheen was between the ages of 13 and 19 he'd be Charlie Teen
If Charlie Sheen was a robot he'd be Charlie Machine
If Charlie Sheen had rotting flesh he'd be Charlie Gangrene
If Charlie Sheen Prevented skin cancer he'd be Charlie Sunscreen
If Charlie Sheen drank energy drinks he'd be Charlie Caffeine
If Charlie Sheen held water he'd be Charlie Canteen
If Charlie Sheen was a food he'd be Charlie Cuisine
If Charlie Sheen was an addictive painkiller he'd be Charlie Morphine
If Charlie Sheen cleaned teeth he'd be Charlie Florine
If Charlie Sheen could see the future he'd be Charlie Foreseen
If Charlie Sheen was DNA he'd be Charlie Gene
If Charlie Sheen lived in the ocean he'd be Charlie Marine
If Charlie Sheen was inappropriate he'd be Charlie Obscene
If Charlie Sheen was a female monarch he'd be Charlie Queen
If Charlie Sheen gave immunity to diseases he'd be Charlie Vaccine
If Charlie Sheen filtered blood he'd be Charlie Spleen
If Charlie Sheen was a cracker he'd be Charlie Saltine
If Charlie Sheen was a schedule he'd be Charlie Routine
If Charlie Sheen was a fish he'd be Charlie Sardine
