Hitler finds out about Hitler Parodies
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. This one is the best IMO.
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If you want xD
General: The enemy broke through our lines in bright formation. He took "Zossen" in the south and heads to "Stanzler". The Enemy operates now at the north Citylines between "Fronau" and "Panko (cant understand lol)", and in the east the enemy came to the line "Lichtenbergblablabla".
Adolf: With the attack from Steiner everything will be okay.
General: My leader, Steiner couldn't get enough troops for an attack. Steiners attack did not occur.
Adolf: In the room stay (Insert 3 names here).
THIS WAS A ORDER!
THE ATTACK STEINERS WAS A ORDER! WHO ARE YOU; THAT YOU DARE, TO DEFY MY ORDER?! So far came it now.
EVERYONE CHEATED ON ME, EVERYONE CHEATED ON ME, EVEN THE SS.
The whole Generality is not more then a piece of shit! Dastards!
General: But my leader, i can't let the soldiers who...
Adolf: DASTARDS, LOOSER, TOOLS!
General: My leader, what you say is not acceptable.
Adolf:(Can't understand this part) of the Germans. (I only understand Honor). You call your self Generals because you spent years on Military academies, only to learn how to hold knife and fork! (ROFL! :rofl
FOR YEARS HAS THE ARMY MY ACTIONS ONLY CONSTRAINED! (Cant understand) Resists(SamehereD I DID GOOD ON IT! AND THEN LET ALL OFFICERS REVIDENT COZ AUF STARLIN! I never was on an academy, but i , self-contracted, capture whole europe! Betrayer. FROM THE BEGINNING EVERYONE CHEATED ON ME! IT WAS A ENORMOUS TREASON! But all betrayer will pay for that. They will pay with ther own blood! The will drown in there own blood!
Girl: Gerda, calm down!
Adolf: My orders are spoken in the wind.
It's impoosible to lead unter these circumstandes. It's over. The war is lost. But if you think, that I'll leave Berlin, you're wrong. Rather I shot a bullet in my head. Do what you want.
THE END!
Shit now I need a break xD MY longest post so far
General: The enemy broke through our lines in bright formation. He took "Zossen" in the south and heads to "Stanzler". The Enemy operates now at the north Citylines between "Fronau" and "Panko (cant understand lol)", and in the east the enemy came to the line "Lichtenbergblablabla".
Adolf: With the attack from Steiner everything will be okay.
General: My leader, Steiner couldn't get enough troops for an attack. Steiners attack did not occur.
Adolf: In the room stay (Insert 3 names here).
THIS WAS A ORDER!
THE ATTACK STEINERS WAS A ORDER! WHO ARE YOU; THAT YOU DARE, TO DEFY MY ORDER?! So far came it now.
EVERYONE CHEATED ON ME, EVERYONE CHEATED ON ME, EVEN THE SS.
The whole Generality is not more then a piece of shit! Dastards!
General: But my leader, i can't let the soldiers who...
Adolf: DASTARDS, LOOSER, TOOLS!
General: My leader, what you say is not acceptable.
Adolf:(Can't understand this part) of the Germans. (I only understand Honor). You call your self Generals because you spent years on Military academies, only to learn how to hold knife and fork! (ROFL! :rofl
FOR YEARS HAS THE ARMY MY ACTIONS ONLY CONSTRAINED! (Cant understand) Resists(SamehereD I DID GOOD ON IT! AND THEN LET ALL OFFICERS REVIDENT COZ AUF STARLIN! I never was on an academy, but i , self-contracted, capture whole europe! Betrayer. FROM THE BEGINNING EVERYONE CHEATED ON ME! IT WAS A ENORMOUS TREASON! But all betrayer will pay for that. They will pay with ther own blood! The will drown in there own blood!Girl: Gerda, calm down!
Adolf: My orders are spoken in the wind.
It's impoosible to lead unter these circumstandes. It's over. The war is lost. But if you think, that I'll leave Berlin, you're wrong. Rather I shot a bullet in my head. Do what you want.
THE END!
Shit now I need a break xD MY longest post so far
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hahaha, i love all the hitler parodies :rofl:
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