Cleverbot

[Mauri]

Post your conversations with Cleverbot! www.cleverbot.com

;_;

 

[Maffia171]

We got a second eggnog here.

Edit:
Im confus

Shemale ;_;

 

[Mauri]

Damn Cleverbot is AMAZING!

 

[Nitronic]

maffia got laid and has Aids

 

[Maffia171]

Haha u faild, u said mafia instead of maffia. :rofl:
And seriously dude, get a life instead of talking about sex with a bot

 

[Mave]

Cleverbot is awesome, but I like God too :3

http://themavesite.com/god

 

[GPow69]

LMFAO!

User: What do you do for a living?

Cleverbot: I am a student. What do you do?

User: I am also a student.

Cleverbot: What do you study?

User: The female anatomy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You are talking to a melon.

User: You're a melon?

Cleverbot: I am a nut.

User: Or are you a fruit?

Cleverbot: No...

User: What type of nut are you?

Cleverbot: A learning disability nurse.

User: That makes sense.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm a hazelnut.

Cleverbot: That must be hair-raising!

User: Indeed it is!

Cleverbot: What is real?

User: It's a skateboard company.

Cleverbot: Are you expecting me to wear it?

User: How can you wear a skateboard?

Cleverbot: I don't wear coffee.

User: Oh okay then.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: I feel like it's time.... For a SEXY PARTY!!

Cleverbot: OH JOY!

Mauri... Did you teach him "OH JOY!"?
I find it funny that he said that.



EDIT:

Fucking AWESOME. He knew the ENTIRE waffles song

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles!

User: Do you like pancakes!?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like pancakes!

User: Do you like french toast!?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!

User: Do do do do do.

Cleverbot: Can't wait to get a mouthful!

 

[Mauri]

Mauri... Did you teach him "OH JOY!"?

:

Mave that God didn't worked so well on me, no answer for many minutes. I don't know was he bored or something ... D:

 

[Mave]

Now we do NOT encourage racism at TMS, but check this out;

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

Now we do NOT encourage racism at TMS, but check this out;

....

LOL

 

[Maffia171]

Fucking AWESOME. He knew the ENTIRE waffles song

Right

User: Lets sing the 'Do you like waffles?' song?
Cleverbot: I don't like that song...
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because they played it all of the time when it first came out and I got sick of it.

Edit: OYAY


User: Yeah we like waffles!!
Cleverbot: Do you like Pancakes??
User: Yeah we like pancakes!
Cleverbot: Do you like French toast??
User: Yeah we like french toast!
Cleverbot: Doodoodooodoo can't wait too get a mouth full.

Cool that he knows the song, i lol'd DDD

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

Wth?

 

[Mauri]

D

 

[GPow69]

Roflmao

BTW Guys you can get the entire log by clicking Thoughts So Far instead of going thru the hassle with a screenshot, which sometimes doesn't get it all

You prolly all know this tho

 

[Mauri]

Roflmao

BTW Guys you can get the entire log by clicking Thoughts So Far instead of going thru the hassle with a screenshot, which sometimes doesn't get it all

You prolly all know this tho

I knew this, but then you could easily edit text :>

 

[GPow69]

Why would you though? Why cant you just be honest?

 

[GPow69]

^I can tell thats edited because the text was right after the :, and it's supposed to have a space before it

 

[Mauri]

User: How can I distract my parents so my friend tom can sneak into my house.

Cleverbot: How can I distract my parents so my friend Tom can sneak into my house?

User: How can I distract my parents so my friend tom can sneak into my house.

Cleverbot: How can I distract my parents so my friend tom can sneak into my house?

User: How can I distract my parents so my friend tom can sneak into my house.

Cleverbot: Yes what Should I do so that my parents won't notice him.

User: Jump up, so Tom isn't noticed.

Cleverbot: What do you eat if your hungry?

User: Boys. I eat boys. Especially red-heads.

Cleverbot: How can I distract my parents so my friend tom can sneak into my house.

User: Jump up, so Tom isn't noticed.

Cleverbot: What do you eat if your hungry?

User: Who is gay?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You should have said Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: Nuh uh.

User: He's gay.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.


If you are wondering, I tried this one. It failed A BIT.

 

[GPow69]

^ DUDE

THATS AWESOME :O

 

[Mave]

EPIC PICTURE OF EPIC EPICNESS.