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Nitronic

Nitronic

i had superhuman powers until my therapist took em
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Remake of the old Omegle thread but includes anychat sides Chat Roulette etc

Well i'll start

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Ninja or terroirist?
Stranger: ninja
Stranger: shinobi
You: Meat cleavers better
Stranger: ?
You: Better for cutting your inside
You: crushing yor liver
Stranger: ninjutsu is better for breaking people's arms
Stranger: and causing incredible pain without death
You: Cant break them after i fucking amputate them now can you?
Stranger: but also inflicting death
You: can u do a flip?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: well
Stranger: actually yes
You: do one
Stranger: there's a couch
You: Improvise
You: you obviously arnt ninja enough
Stranger: na, fuck it, i'm too tired
You: ninjas dont need sleep
Stranger: ninjutsu has nothing to do with flips
Stranger: also ninjas do
You: not REAL ninjas
You: unlike Ninjas like you
You: who get a $2 sword and a fake ass costume
Stranger: fake ass.. uhh, i practice bujinkan ninjutsu
Stranger: this is my Gi
Stranger: minus tshirt on head
You: prove it then
You: Belt?
You: WHite belt?
Stranger: here's my old white belt
You: That proves you shit
Stranger: actually it proves nothing
You: I am highly trained in wushu
You: and taichi
You: and the art of swords and blades
Stranger: ihatewushu..
Stranger: too fast
Stranger: and plus
You: your a fake ninja?
Stranger: ninjutsu goes white belt green belt then black belt
Stranger: with multiple levels
Stranger: like i said, i train in bujinkan ninjutsu
You: Ninjitsu and shit just like you
Stranger: lol
You: What is your ninja name?
Stranger: lol, you're fucking ugly
Stranger: print screen paste on paint and invert LOL
You: Says the douche wearing a mask?
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: how many girlfriends have you had?
You: quite a few
Stranger: with a face like that
Stranger: LOL
You: Hot ones to
You: Why don't you show your face then?
Stranger: your hand doesn't count
Stranger: holy crap
You: LOL
Stranger: i do look bad
Stranger: but i'm wasted
You: Ahhhh
You: Jagermeister Rep
Stranger: meth rep
Stranger: wait fuck
Stranger: fuck meth
You: Fuck that shit
Stranger: man it fucks people up
You: Will kill you quicker then a hiccup
Stranger: FFFFFUuuu
Stranger: i need a shower
Stranger: greassy
Stranger: and it's 11:42 pm
Stranger: FFFUUUUCK
You: Where u from?
Stranger: i haven't mastered space and time
You: Thats gotta be somewhere in Aus
Stranger: new zealand
You: Ahhhhh
You: Close
You: Brisbane rep
Stranger: hand symbol for space time mastery
Stranger: well, in ninjutsu
You: How many girlfriends you had then?
You: Sheep don't count
You: ZING
You: Bai
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BUMPPPP

Just had some omegle fun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/uk
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how r u
You: great
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m crotia
Stranger: so wassup
You: wanna see some pics of mine?
Stranger: ya sure
Stranger: give link
You: wait
You: uploading
Stranger: ok
You: http://imgur.com/fSqGS.jpg
You: that's me
Stranger: w8 1 sec
Stranger: hey u r hot
You: thx <3
Stranger: u dont seem 2 b only 14
You: well i'm kinda you know
You: i look older
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: u have nice bod
You: thx
Stranger: wats ur name
You: mary
Stranger: cool
Stranger: r u on facebook
You: sorry i don't like adding random people to facebook
Stranger: oh its ok
Stranger: so u r here 4 .........?
You: getting laid
You: :D
Stranger: u seem horny
You: of course baby
Stranger: i m confused 2 chat wit u or see ur pic
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so u want som horny chat
You: wel
You: let me be honest
You: i'm joking with you and i'm using someone else's gf pic
You: i'm male
You: sry btw
You: :(
Stranger: nice joke
You: heh i just do it cause i'm bored
Stranger: ok no problem
Stranger: c u later
You: cya
Stranger: hope 2 meet again
You: sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Awesome response from the guy, but it sounds much like you're not the only one to tell him that.
 
Soon ThePro is gonna get a knock at his door from someone holding a bottle of lube and a box of condoms.
 
I sure did :V

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I´m a fox girl
and i eat dragons!
You: hi
You: erm
You: cool o.O
Stranger: and what you are
You: im a human
You: and i eat human food
You: where do u find dragons to eat o.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hi asl
You: um
You: well
You: thats a hard one
You: age, my matter has existed as long as the universe
You: so i guess lik
You: a few trillion years?
You: sex
You: um
You: not what im looking for on the interwebs, sorry
You: and location
You: well im sitting at home
You: eating sossages
You: what about u?
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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That took him a while, lol.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sex
Stranger: my dad is ded
You: on the beach
You: oh
You: shit
You: im sorry to hear that :
You: :/

... [exempt]

Stranger: well i knew mine and i need some help, wheere can i put the body?
You: uh...
You: you call
You: 911
You: and they'll tell u
You: everything u need to know
Stranger: i cant, i used the phone cord to kill him and now its broken
You: ah thats inconvenient
You: u dont have a cell?
Stranger: no he cancelled it
You: shit
You: do you have nabours you can go to and ask to use they're phone?
Stranger: thats why i killed him, i was talking to my gf one night and he got pissed for no reason and cock blocked me
You: lol
You: yeah i'd probably kill my dad too :P
Stranger: its not funny...
You: i know im just saying
You: do u have nabours u can ask to use they'e phone?
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU GONNA LAUGH AT MY OWN FATHERS DEATH!
You: well fuck
You: we've all lost people :P

... [exempt]

Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO HIDE THIS BODY SOMEWHERE, LEAVE MY HOMETOWN OF 15 YEARS AND START A NEW LIFE WITH NOTHING IN MY NAME
You: fuck sakes
You: no just bury the fucking body in your back yeard
You: yard
You: they wont know the diffrence
You: they'll think
You: he just
You: walked out on u
You: life u
You: he'd be the bad guy
You: they'd never suspect you
You: they'd be like all sorry for you
Stranger: FUCK THAT! YOU KNOW THATLL BE THE FIRST PLACE THE COPS WILL LOOK, ESPOECIALLY IF THERES A PILE OF FRESH DIRT THERE
You: fuck well
You: put him in his car
You: and drive him to the woods
You: or something
You: where do u live?
You: if your like near me we can
You: hide it in the woods
You: if u wanna drive up there
You: i have a lot of woods
Stranger: I CANT DRIVE IM 15
You: so?
You: i can drive
You: im 16
You: not legally
You: but its not hard
Stranger: AND YOU THINK ILL TELL YOU WHERE I LIVE?! YOU COULD BE A COP AND NOW IMA LEAVE CAUSE YOUR TRICKING ME TO CALL THE COPS AND RUINING MY LIFE, THANKS A LOT
You: um...
You: so your leaving?
You: k
You: just trying to help >.>
Stranger: FCK YOU
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This one's a little raciest:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: <black person>
Stranger: hi
You: (s)
You: plural <black person>
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/black male/canada
You: wbu?
Stranger: 18 f china
You: cool
Stranger: why are you write black?
You: chinese chicks always taste diffrent from white chicks
You: because i love KFC stranger
You: and grape juice
You: dont u???
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't like KEC
You: oh
You: :(
You: we do not match.
You: i guess u like
You: noodles and rice?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like sweety
Stranger: like candy
You: im a sweety (angle face)
You: and u can have my candy
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: i want
Stranger: thanks
You: no problem :P
Stranger: hehe
You: i should be thanking you ;)
Stranger: you should say you are welcome
You: oh
You: well cutie, you are very welcome :)
Stranger: no problem are not use in such case
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: it's okay
You: thats good :P
You: hye i g2g
You: nice talking to you tho :O
You: cya around :P
You: luvs<3
You have disconnected.
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I wonder how much of it (s)he actually understood xD.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: aids
You: everyone has AIDS
You: AIDS AIDS AIDS, AIDS AIDS
Stranger: oh m y god
Stranger: who has it
You: iknorite??
You: EVRY1
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: ???
You: same
Stranger: no
You: i got it from a monkey
You: how'boutu?
Stranger: dam!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: a monkey
Stranger: mh
You: mmm
You: where did u get yours?
Stranger: i dont have it
You: WTF
You: YOU LIER
You have disconnected.
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This one made me lol:

Stranger: 21
You: cool
You: 19 here
You: america
You: u?
Stranger: good
Stranger: nice name
You: what name?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi.
You: .iH
Stranger: .yeH
You: trues
Stranger: .seY
You: i have a penis
You: do u have a penis?
Stranger: I do not have a penis.
You: oh...
You: can you grow one?
You: i want to have something in common
You: i guess i could cut mine off
Stranger: You could always grow a vagina.
You: how do you do that s:
You: i always wondered what vagina sex would feel like
Stranger: Hmm. Good question. How do you grow a penis?
You: well
You: u cut off a finger
You: and sew it over the vagina
Stranger: Oh, I would of thought tape.
You: no tape sucks
You: glue guts you all infected
You: and it falls off easy
Stranger: What about duct tape?
You: same deal :/
You: you cant go at it too hard if your penis is gonna fly off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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