
>be me
>college loser
>in a math-heavy program
>have exam coming up
>barely study
>smoke weed and eat churros
>exam time comes, get 16%
>not a typo, I somehow got 16%
>prof has a policy where he'll change how exams are written if class average is under 65%
>announces that the majority of the class passed but due to a few outliers, the class average was 64.2 and next exam will be open book
>realize I'm a fucking hero
>smoke weed and eat churros
What have you guys done for your community lately?