Anon is a chad

Mave

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> be me
> hanging at mcdonalds
> see two gods sitting near by
> 8/10 and 6/10 respectively
> 8/10 gets up to go to the bathroom
> showtime.jpg
> get up from my seat and lock eyes with 6/10
> approach her head on and sit down in her friend's seat
> start rapidly shovelling 8/10's fries into my mouth
> 6/10 is too shocked to do anything
> when all the fries are gone I go back to my seat and resume eating my meal
> 8/10 comes back and sees her fries are gone. starts yelling at her friend
> you bitch why did you eat all my fries
> it wasn't me it was that guy! She points at me
> her friend just straight up doesn't believe her
> accuses her of lying and walks out of the restaurant
> 6/10 still sitting there. staring at me dumbfounded
> casually finish eating my meal and leave
> know she'll remember me for rest of her life
> mfw girls think I'm unforgettable
 
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