>finish putting up my "We Don't Call 911" sign
>fall off ladder on my way down and break my leg
> my wife runs out in a panic
>she looks up at the sign and looks back at me
>she knows what I must do and hands me my pistol
>I'm sorry Angela
>wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her face
>tell my children to go in the house
>"We don't dial 911" I sob as I put the barrel in my mouth
> God Bless America