Nimphiouus
TMS Fuhrer. (Non_Poster)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aussie cunt?
Stranger: fap fap fap
You: foreveralone :(
You: join meh bretheren
You: for we are alone on our quest for which we seek the magnificent vageena
Stranger: nahh im married to me hand.... i have one
You: We are much stronger in numbers
You: I have a fleshlight
You: :l
You: They are worth the investment.
Stranger: me gotz va jay jay
You: wut?
Stranger: you heaaard me
You: Well not really, I "read" you.
Stranger: ahh heck nah you cant read mr
You: So from which squaller do you dwell?
You: 9gags?
Stranger: okay i cant under stand you... im from the 21st century...
You: Which muthapukin hood u represnt nigga?
You: /b/?
Stranger: you sir... just made my day
You: Orly?
Stranger: si
You: I give you a megusta. Simply because you broke my "you sir.. just made my day" virginity :l
You: You are the 1st visitor
You: to my vagina
Stranger: SCORE! i got it innn
Stranger: ohh... that makes both of us
You: you have a vagina also?
Stranger: i think let me check
You: If so, I'd take great interest in viewing this said vagina, I am a vagina doctor after all.
Stranger: yeah i think i have one. either that or i got sjot down there....
Stranger: shot*
You: Show me, this marvellous creature of a vagina you allegedly own.
Stranger: this us getting a little 18th century again
You: sorry I'm not an americunt, I find it hard to speak like an uneducated person
You: allow me to translate
You: let me see ur fukin vag cunt
You: i think thats right
Stranger: ah hell no!! thats not eveb close. abd we are very educatuon thank you very much
Stranger: educated*
You: Statistically speaking, I wasn't educated in America, so that makes me smarter than youbut let's not dwell on such things
You: Just show your vagina.
You: I made your day, you make mine.
Stranger: i like dick. and i was lying about making my day you just ruined it
You: How'd I ruin it? make you and your laughable country upset?
You: I have a penis.
You: It's 2'' wide.
You: 0.001 cm long
You: It's a keeper let me tell you that much
Stranger: calling americans stupid. i dont think so
You: oh lol
You: well
You: i wanna see sum pusseh
You: comprende amigo?
Stranger: you used lol. thats american language-_-
You: "lol" isn't actually a word, it is an abbreviation for "laughing out loud" which are words from the ENGLISH language.
You: American is a dialect, not a language.
You: You said you guys were educated?
Stranger: so your point. its used in AMERICA so wah
Stranger: and yeah wr are educated. at least were the most prospering country in the world
Stranger: suck on them titties
You: Actually, India and Brazil are.
You: America is in a huge financial crisis.
You: It makes me chuckle actually
Stranger: no not really inidia is highly POPULATED not a huge PROSPERING country
You: Keep going babe, you're amusing me quite a lot
Stranger: dont called me babe
You: babe babe babe babe ooooh
You: lawl
Stranger: oh your real cool. fighting with someonr over the internet.
Stranger: and lawl. yeah you guys are sooo educated
You: I over compensate on the internet because I'm a little bitch in real life
You: Arguing with you makes me feel like a big tough guy
You: Funnily enough, I still have the impression I can still see your vagina
Stranger: yeah i can tell. and you cant be a bitch if your a dude smart one
You: Well I'm a beta, not much of an alpha male.
Stranger: and "funnily" isnt a word!
You: According to spell check it is
Stranger: well spell check is stupid.
You: It's quite smarter than you
You: Ohgod.
You: Americans.
Stranger: im sure its not in the dictionary
You: Do you have one at your ranch?
You: (Notice I did not call it a house)
You: Please look up "funnily"
Stranger: we live in houses. big, very well working houses. un like you
You: You don't even know which country I am from.
You: Lawl.
Stranger: australia
You: I'm actually austrian O.o
Stranger: COOL
You: I speak 4 languages so far, how about yourself?
You: COOL?
Stranger: 8
You: Oh really? which ones?
You: Are these supported by google translator?
Stranger: sure
You: You're retarded.
Stranger: nope
You: Seriously.
You: You are officially, the dumbest bitch I have ever come across.
Stranger: i said sure to your oh really smart one
You: You are probably a ginger.
You: The inferior people.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: your probably an ass hole. oh wait, you are
You: just for you babe
Stranger: sure think dick(; get over yourself
Stranger: thing*
You: i'll get over myself
You: if you help me
Stranger: you wish
You: ya i do
You: so
You: Srsly
You: I think I have earned atleast
You: 1 boob here.
Stranger: of coarse you do and nahh
Stranger: again for calling americans stupid
You: course*
You: you rly are though
Stranger: no its coarse. COURSE is an area that you go around. get your facts straight
You: Tell me
You: "I studied this course" -
You: Is that a correct sentence?
Stranger: yeah
You: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/of_course
You: There you go.
You: Dumb bitch.
You: the word "coarse" refers to something that is rough in texture.
You: my dick is coarse
Stranger: WRONG if you were smart you would knos people can sign up and change that stuff
You: Actually, only certain permitted people can on that such website, and even if they could, why would they?
Stranger: yeah thats why no one wants your dick
Stranger: to trick people
You: My dick has been referred to as a "mushroom" in shape
You: You are so fucking stupid.
You: I literally, cannot believe your stupidity.
Stranger: and no im not thanks though
Stranger: yeah cause it can kill people
You: You actually make me smile, knowing that Americans are TRULY this incestuous.
Stranger: americans ARENT so just so fuck your hand causr yo cant get anyone
You: This is so good, I have the urge to masturbate, and I remind you, at your stupidity.
You: Americans are so retarded oh god.
Stranger: COOOL
Stranger: Nope
You: Lord I am so thankful I can save this chat.
Stranger: its gosh
Stranger: And dont say God.
You: No, I actually wanted to say Lord.
You: God.
You: Fuck god, I'm atheist.
A new fad I'm introducing is what I joyfully love to call "Americas dumbest citizens" - this is where members of the forum can contribute quotes/medium to this topic, as a means of publicly displaying American citizens stupidity.
