10 Hilarious Robbery Stories

[Mave]

http://rt.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html?fullstory

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/09/08/story_bennett.html?sid=102

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2007/aug/20/ukcrime

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1223724/Burglars-Matthew-Allan-McNelly-Joey-Lee-Miller-drew-masks-beards-faces-using-permanent-marker-pen.html#ixzz0fqGE7vqr

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/02/three_years_after_burglary_a_b.php

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1073012/Tattooed-birthdate-worlds-gormless-thief.html#ixzz0fq9b54ca

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/14/Holdup-suspect-complained-bank-had-no-cash/UPI-80071226685394/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1127012/Police-arrest-goat-accused-armed-robbery.html#ixzz0fpxP5ob2

Source: Oddee

 

[Panki]

LMAO.
I know another one: A robber broke into a house, but then he had to shit. He went to the toilet. The house owner heard something, walked to the toilet and realized it was locked. The robber shouted "Manned!"
The owner called the police, which arrested the robber.

 

[GPow69]

That goat one made me laugh the most, the goat was probably sitting there like HAY WTF?

 

[Mave]

7 is my favourite for sure

 

[Maffia171]

Rofl @ Number 4.
Using a vibrator as a gun >_<

 

[Impulse]

That goat one made me laugh the most, the goat was probably sitting there like HAY WTF?

I think the goat was like this:
NUMNUMNUMNUM HAAAAY NUMNUMNUM YUMMIE NUMNUMNUM BEEEEEEH
Then out of nowhere came the cops...
Arrest That GOAT!
Tourists were like LOLWUT
Goat was like:
BEH BEH BEH