So, TMS, as you might know, I'm not the typical "red-blooded Aussie male". Sure, I enjoy my booze and tits, but when it comes to other "Australian" aspects, I can't cope. Like, for example, having more than five sexual partners by the age of 18 or owning your own car by age 19.
To be fair, I couldn't give a shit about this stereotype other than the car thing — makes running from Dropbears, Snakes & Crocodiles all the more a pain in the ass (sometimes literally).
Any who, I may be good with talking to women, but in this case I'm finding it hard to tell her to back off... I'll give you a rundown.
This girl, who I will call Femanon for this purpose, is obsessed with me. Obsessed is the right word because she's told me she: 1. Obsesses over things and 2. Is obsessed with me. When she told me, I initially thought it was cool. Fast-forward to now, I can't go on Facebook without her messaging me as soon as I get online. Even when I have her on offline (so she can't see me), she still does it. Normally I'd have told her to back off already, but this girl literally has no friends. Shit, even the girl I like who introduced us isn't her friend. She's a socially awkward gamer girl who is really REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING and keeps trying to get me to have sex with her. Normally a "fuck yeah!" would ensue, but in this case it's a "cya never" kind of thing. She sends me "good morning babe <3" at 5am each morning (luckily I'm a heavy sleeper) and gets unjustifiably angry if I don't reply (which is to basically all her texts and fb messages). I heard she's told someone we're dating, which has made things complicated with the girl I like. I mean I know she's socially awkward, but I am too and at least I try to change that. She embraces and complains about it all the time.
Basically, TMS, I need your help. How do I get her to back off, realise how goddamn annoying she is, and basically help her all at once without destroying her soul and potentially getting my ass kicked by her ex-army dad (who I coincidentally work with directly)? Like I said, normally I could have done this already, but this girl is hard as fuck to deal with.
To be fair, I couldn't give a shit about this stereotype other than the car thing — makes running from Dropbears, Snakes & Crocodiles all the more a pain in the ass (sometimes literally).
Any who, I may be good with talking to women, but in this case I'm finding it hard to tell her to back off... I'll give you a rundown.
This girl, who I will call Femanon for this purpose, is obsessed with me. Obsessed is the right word because she's told me she: 1. Obsesses over things and 2. Is obsessed with me. When she told me, I initially thought it was cool. Fast-forward to now, I can't go on Facebook without her messaging me as soon as I get online. Even when I have her on offline (so she can't see me), she still does it. Normally I'd have told her to back off already, but this girl literally has no friends. Shit, even the girl I like who introduced us isn't her friend. She's a socially awkward gamer girl who is really REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING and keeps trying to get me to have sex with her. Normally a "fuck yeah!" would ensue, but in this case it's a "cya never" kind of thing. She sends me "good morning babe <3" at 5am each morning (luckily I'm a heavy sleeper) and gets unjustifiably angry if I don't reply (which is to basically all her texts and fb messages). I heard she's told someone we're dating, which has made things complicated with the girl I like. I mean I know she's socially awkward, but I am too and at least I try to change that. She embraces and complains about it all the time.
Basically, TMS, I need your help. How do I get her to back off, realise how goddamn annoying she is, and basically help her all at once without destroying her soul and potentially getting my ass kicked by her ex-army dad (who I coincidentally work with directly)? Like I said, normally I could have done this already, but this girl is hard as fuck to deal with.