GothicDrakanas
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Ok so there was a farmer who had an ass (male donkey) that would never do anything so the farmer took him to town and made a booth bet.
20$ per try
To anyone who can make him laugh gets the pot
So a few days go by and their is a big pot and farmer is all happy when a guy walks up puts money in the jar then wispers in the asses ear. And he laughs.
The shocked farm just hands over the money.
Now the farmer needs to raise money so he figures who could make it cry?
And make a new booth.
20$per try
Anyone who can make him cry get the pot.
A few days later the pot has collected tons of money and then that guy come again.
Pays the fee and go to the donkey. The donkey crys and the farm is shock
Farmer "how did you do it?"
Stranger "the 1st time I told him I had a bigger dick. And the 2nd time I showed it to him"
Hope you enjoyed that lol
And a nice short one.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccuer?
The grass tickles their balls
20$ per try
To anyone who can make him laugh gets the pot
So a few days go by and their is a big pot and farmer is all happy when a guy walks up puts money in the jar then wispers in the asses ear. And he laughs.
The shocked farm just hands over the money.
Now the farmer needs to raise money so he figures who could make it cry?
And make a new booth.
20$per try
Anyone who can make him cry get the pot.
A few days later the pot has collected tons of money and then that guy come again.
Pays the fee and go to the donkey. The donkey crys and the farm is shock
Farmer "how did you do it?"
Stranger "the 1st time I told him I had a bigger dick. And the 2nd time I showed it to him"
Hope you enjoyed that lol
And a nice short one.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccuer?
The grass tickles their balls
