TMS An old Jew lies on his deathbed

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A 90 year-old Jew lies on his deathbed.
Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?"
And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here."
He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?"
And they reply, "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last."
And he says: "Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?"
And they too tell him that they are here.
So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says, "If everybody is here ... why is the light on in the kitchen?"
 
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